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Peace in Our Time!

VAN NUYS, CALIFORNIA - An Islamic fraternity from the University of Southern California at Van Nuys stormed a local beach today, brandishing scimitars, knives, and other sharp, pointy things; hollering "boo" at startled beach goers and loudly proclaiming their allegiance to the Religion of Peace. Shortly thereafter, the beheadings commenced.

Haider Ahmed Rafiqi, spokesman for the group, took a brief time out from sawing the heads off innocent sunbathers to explain his fraternity's outlook.

"It's all about peace," said Rafiqi, sharpening his Ka-Bar survival knife. "A lot of people tend to forget that fact. Don't let a few filmed beheadings, honor killings, and mass bombings of innocents fool you. We're not violent. That's just what the extremist naysayers that oppose us would like you think. We're just misunderstood."

Obama Endorsed by U. S. Dervish Groups

DETROIT, MICHIGAN - Today, U. S. Presidential candidate Barack Hussein Obama was enthusiastically endorsed by several Dervish civil rights groups, including the National Scimitar Wielders' Association and the Twin Turban Society. Mr. Obama graciously accepted the endorsement by donning traditional Dervish attire and participating in traditional twirling attacks while hollering and brandishing his ceremonial scimitar.

"A lot of conservatives have said that this was a negative hit piece sponsored by the Clinton campaign," said Rafid Abdullah of the Twin Turban Society. "That's just a lot of spin if you ask me. We took these pictures of Senator Obama to show his solidarity with Sufi Muslim ascetic religious practice. It also shows that he looks totally righteous in our traditional garb."

Mr. Obama is currently preparing to accept endorsements from other prominent groups, such as Soka Gakkai International, the House of Yahweh, and the International Society for Krishna Consciousness (ISKCON).